Eat Your Heart Out

14 Dec


If success is measured in the number of minutes it takes a group of ladies to decimate a three-tiered tray of handmade truffles, our recent event with Edible Columbus was smashing. If it’s is measured by the ratio of scrumptious appetizers to cocktails shaken by handsome gentlemen, there’s no question about it. We at Swanky regularly rely on the theory of success that multiplies amount of overall laughter by number of braised short rib crostinis, divided by the  number of tables decorated seasonally (and stunningly) by the Jones ladies. Add that  to total enthusiasm from newcomers to the store and divide the whole thing by three.

By all accounts, and in regulation with the scientific theory of social events that encourage heavy eating, the Edible Columbus + Swanky Abode entertaining class was a giant success. This, made all the more interesting with the inclusion of Watershed Distillery, a micro distillery that grew roots in Columbus just over a year ago, specializing in vodka and gin.

The evening commenced at MI Homes, a home design and building company that regularly welcomes Edible Columbus cooking classes in one of it’s stunning demo kitchens. It was a sell-out crowd that Monday night, with every seat in the place occupied by an eager, hungry participant. Tricia Wheeler, publish of Edible Columbus and French Culinary Institute graduate, worked to prepare four distinct, delicious appetizers for each of the guests to try. With a seasonal entertaining theme looming large, small plates of flavor-packed appetizers were a welcome choice for the dinner portion.

Tricia whipped up phyllo cups filled with fresh crab and avocado salad. Then she warmed petite twice baked potatoes, harvested from her own garden at the end of the season. Aside that, we tried salad bouquets – romaine lettuce leaves wrapped around julienned carrot and bell pepper, “tied” with a cucumber ribbon and drizzled with a tangy vinaigrette. Finally, toasted bread squares carried tender piles of braised short ribs, dabbed with horseradish cream to finish.


In a word? Phenomenalicious.

Recipes will follow in a blog written by this very author for www.ediblecolumbus.com. In the meantime, and in case of meat emergency, Tricia’s braised short rib recipe can be found in the new Winter issue of Edible Columbus, available digitally on the main website, at Celebrate Local in Easton Town Center or at any other advertiser’s locations around the city.

While appetizer anticipation mounted, Greg and David from Watershed Distillery got to talking, mixing and pouring. The first libation included muddled pears, a hefty squeeze of lime, Ohio apple cider and vodka. It was dangerous. In a  good, can’t taste the burn kind of way. From there, the guys poured a more unusual, adventurous drink combing their gin and a host of additional ingredients I forgot to make mental note of. There was an egg white and lots of shaking involved. Finished with a splash of ginger ale. Is that enough to recreate it? Probably. Because their liquors are smooth, hand crafted in small batches right up the road and affordable. There’s a pretty good chance if you pour some Watershed goodness into a glass with a little something fruity or fizzy, it’ll be a solid match.

Fun fact: We learned that in order to be officially considered a gin, the mixture must include juniper berry. Beside that, infusions are up to the mixer. In the case of Watershed, there are distinct citrus notes which cut through the pine taste and make for a refreshing, versatile gin.

Once all was said, done and eaten, the group was led a bit further down the street to Celebrate Local, a seasonal store that celebrates all things Ohio. Everything within the store is created, grown or produced in the state. Some of Celebrate Local’s vendors were kind enough to provide samples for goody bags, including artisan chocolates and cookies.

Finally, we made our way down to the Swanky Abode, where Laura and Addison had meticulously decorated, arranged and beautified an entire section of the store, focusing on table top ideas and place settings. Four tables, each varied in theme, color and intricacy displayed options for casual and formal events alike.

The center of the long harvest table (see first picture of the blog) was lined with candles from the Joneses line, Shine, and paired with frosted glasses. The varying heights and textures made for a striking centerpiece, one unobtrusive enough for large gatherings and simple enough for non-holiday events. On our more festive holiday table, vintage diner plates were paired with red Christmas bulbs and  a santa hat. A center table was bolstered by a large bowl of floating candles and flowers, perched atop a wreath for greenery and whimsy.

The ever important dessert table displayed truffles and chocolate bars from a local chocolatier named Stacy Peters, owner of O’Chocolate in Athens, Ohio. She shared a half dozen varieties of handmade truffles, including lemon, red wine and sea salt, alongside shards of her chocolate bars so guests could sample many flavor combinations. Stacy uses organic ingredients sourced locally whenever she can, including maple syrup from Sticky Pete’s, cream from Snowville Creamery and amaranth from Shagbark Seed & Mill Co.

Class participants perused the store, learning about the mix of vintage and new items while gathering ideas and gifts for the holidays. We were delighted by how many embraced Shine, our line of candles crafted here in Ohio, for themselves or loved ones. Welcoming newcomers to the store is always an exciting thing, especially ones with an enthusiasm for good food and good finds!

To spend our evening enjoying food and drinks from the heart was nothing short of rewarding. Interwoven with our passion for creating happy, beautiful spaces, the event brought the best of all worlds.

Class with Edible Columbus Magazine

28 Nov

Time to get out those calendars, people. You’ll definitely want to pencil this in!

On Monday, December 12 from 6-7:30pm, The Swanky Abode will team up with Edible Columbus magazine (our favorite in local food publications!) for an evening of decorating tips, table top ideas, hors d’oeuvres and hand crafted cocktails from Watershed Distillery!

Here’s the breakdown: Register for this class via Edible Columbus’ website or by clicking this link.

The first half of the class will take place at MI Homes, also at Easton Town Center, where  ample test kitchens and space allow participants to sit back and enjoy some unique holiday treats. And drinks. Don’t forget the drinks. Laura and Addison, our resident decorators, will liven up the island in the main kitchen with holiday arrangements and other fixtures. There, publisher Tricia Wheeler will demonstrate some simple appetizers perfect for entertaining while the gentlemen from Watershed Distillery pour festive cocktails.

The second half of the class will take place in our own store, which we are so delighted to share, and includes decorated tables blending new and vintage china, center piece ideas and a full tour of our digs. We hope to inspire those new to entertaining or lend some ideas to the old pros, with an emphasis on incorporating vintage china into modern aesthetics. In other words, don’t throw out Grammie’s dishes. We’ll show you how to rock them without sacrificing style.

If the entertaining tips don’t do it for you, we’ll be bringing in hand made chocolate truffles and bars from O’Chocolate of Athens, Ohio to enjoy while perusing the space. O’Chocolate owner Stacy Peters uses only the absolute best ingredients in her  treats, almost all of which are sourced locally. These will undoubtedly cap off a lovely evening.

Just for class participants we are offering 40% off the entire line of Shine candles, including those limited edition holiday scents that smell like Christmas time and happiness and fresh cut trees standing in the living room. This includes all 3 sizes of pillar candles, unscented dinner candles and tea light packs.

This is going to be an unforgettable experience, one that we know many Swanky fans will enjoy. So don’t let the registration fill up without your name on it! These classes are perfect opportunities to bond with friends, neighbors and family. This one in particular marks the arrival of everyone’s favorite decorating, entertaining and drinking season! We are very happy to be a part of the experience.

Inspired by: Paul McCobb

1 Nov

We are inspired by Paul McCobb. 

McCobb’s sleek mid century designs epitomize timelessness. The lines of his furniture are stark, poignant and bold. Tables are slim and slide seamlessly into rooms of varying aesthetic while chairs are functional, beautiful and livable. McCobb made quite the impact on the design world. And for quite a long time, well before we ventured into our stores, McCobb had an impact in our homes and our hearts.

Like many of his talented peers, McCobb possessed no formal design training. He opened his first studio in New York in 1945, working mainly as decorator and in retail design. By 1950, his focus had shifted entirely to designing. He dabbled in designing non-furniture items first, including radios, textiles and lighting, before moving on to create the line for which he is best known, the Planner Group. Planner Group furnishing were affordable and took the post-WWII market by storm. What his furniture lacked in bulk or frill, it made up for in personality and function. A detailed post on Micenturia depicts stunning photos of items in the Planner Group.

Numerous production lines followed the Planner Group for scores of manufacturers, including Predictor Linear for O’Hearn Furniture Company and and Directional Group for Winchendon Furniture. In just a few years, McCobb became a household name, his designs warmly welcomed into homes and revered by museums across the country. McCobb worked feverishly throughout his life, fighting never to compromise on the quality of his work, until succumbing to kidney failure in 1969. Today, Paul McCobb’s designs are held in the highest esteem, his legacy remembered in elegant chairs and streamlined tables the world over.

Meeting Jonathan Goldstein, and learning of his passion for McCobb, came out of an experience in which he, every so discretely, corrected a piece of furniture we had mistakenly labeled online as one of McCobb’s own. From there, Israel Jones struck up numerous conversations about the designer with Goldstein, coming to know the details of his original works and how various pieces fit into larger groups over the years. Jonathan has provided theswankyabode.com ample information about McCobb, and is himself in the midst of writing books on his life and body of work. Currently, you can find some of Jonathan’s research here, on his frequently updated blog. One of our favorite tools on his blog is the Paul McCobb timeline, an easy tool for understanding when and with whom McCobb created.

Jonathan’s commitment to his thorough studies are commendable. We relate to his admiration for McCobb and value his knowledge base. Recently,we posed some questions to Jonathan, hoping to understand more about what led him to study the designer and what aspects intrigue him the most.

We hope you learn something from his insight, and come to appreciate McCobb almost as much as we do.
If you’d like to come in and see some real McCobb pieces, all pictures included in this blog (besides the magazine rack in the interview) depict items we currently have in one or both of our locations. We’d love for you to meet them up close and personal!

(table only)

And now, for an interview with McCobb expert Jonathan Goldstein:

What is your background? What fields did you study in school?

I studied at Hunter College in NYC, Sociology, I never finished my degree though. For most of my life I have worked in and around the recording industry.

Have you always had interest in furniture? What do you think spawned it?

Always had an interest in furniture? No. When I was a kid I would go with my Grandmother to yard sales in the summer and the flea market at the Church a few blocks away from her house, it was this that gradually grew into a interest in furniture, coupled with my roommates having moved out several years ago and my being left with a large and very empty two bedroom apartment in Brooklyn which desperately needed to be furnished.

What was the first instance you discovered Paul Mccobb’s designs?

I was making the rounds of the thrift stores in Manhattan, I am an avid thrift shopper, and I saw a Paul McCobb designed brass, mahogany and white glass serving cart for Directional’s Irwin Collection (model #9203) in the window of one of the thrifts, I’d never seen anything quite like it and immediately wanted to possess it…

What was the first Paul McCobb piece you ever bought?

The first McCobb piece I ever purchased was a 3 foot sliding door cabinet from the Planner Group, model #1515. My one is a late example in the Tobacco finish with Maple laminate sliding doors which would have been produced between 1959 and 1962.

Why do you believe his designs have withstood time and are now even growing in popularity?

They are built solidly, that’s a huge help in withstanding the test of time. Also McCobb’s designs have a simple lightness and elegance which is understated yet appealing.

Why did you choose to write your book on Paul McCobb? Why not many of the other designers that emerged in this time period?

I chose Paul McCobb because no one else had done it and it seemed like a worthwhile thing to attempt, that and the fact that I really liked much of what he produced.

Is there anything interesting or unusual about Paul McCobb that most do not know about?

Paul McCobb had a furious temper and was very difficult to get along with at times. People either loved him or hated him.

What is your favorite piece right now? Please include a picture, if possible.

That’s a really tough question. I am never one to play favorites it’s not in my nature. I really love all of the McCobb in my collection. But if there’s one thing I covet more than any of the others it’s my #6521 magazine rack designed by Paul McCobb in 1953 and produced by Northcraft. (See photo below)

Where can people purchase your book on Paul McCobb? When do you expect it to come out?

The book(s) will be available through Amazon and right now it’s anyone’s guess when I will actually have the first volume finished, but it’s getting closer all the time. The first volume will be a Catalog Raisonnés on the Planner Group. Further volumes will encompass his work for Directional and his later work in the 60′s with Lane, Widdicomb and H. Sacks and Sons amongst others.

the pyrex and the plum

13 Oct

Wedged between two fields at the Port Clinton marina, Witt Orchard bursts with a bevy of fruit each year. We feel attached to these trees, watching their outstretched limbs bow under the weight of the dangling fruits as the summer draws on. We amble past the tidy rows on walks, stopping only to photograph and lust and never – we solemnly swear – to sneak an early apple.

Water from our marina is piped in to irrigate the crops, ranging from deep purple plums to fragrant pears and seasonal vegetables, many of which are picked every morning and sold at Witts’ roadside stand on Route 2, just at the end of our street.

Their kitschy, vintage signage is almost as big of a draw as the mounds of produce, beckoning to passers-by.

Laura, on a recent trip, stocked up on armfuls of plums, peaches and pears. All this, to break in her shiny new collection of Pyrex baking dishes, collected all over the state and amassed with patience. Pyrex, according to www.pyrexlove.com, an apparent hot bed of information for enthusiasts, is broken into 3 distinct categories according to age. The most notable era of these dishes began in 1979 with Pyrex Colors, many of which are still being circulated today.

Maybe you recognize these as the bowls your grandmother used for biscuit dough each Sunday morning. Or the ones your mother was handed down and promptly stashed out of sight in the basement. Well, it’s time to pull those suckers out and embrace the retro, baby. Because Swanky is bringing Pyrex back.

(Disclaimer: Since this is a rather recent endeavor, only theswankyabode.com at Easton Town Center will be carrying Pyrex. For now at least.)

These cheerful dishes never seem to go out of style, much unlike the congealed and otherwise scary dishes that were concocted inside them circa 1980. No more Jello salad for you, neon daisy bowl. It’s wholesome home cooking from here on out. Except when we make that chocolate covered Chex mix thing with the peanut butter.  Our bad.

The patterns that adorn each piece are as varied and adorable as the next. Each design is named and listed in a convenient  pattern reference on pyrexlove.com. Almost makes you feel like you’re adopting a puppy.

Pyrex was created and intended for use in the oven, though most versions are perfectly suitable for use in the microwave. If  you find yourself the proud owner of a Pyrex piece after reading this magnificent and inspiriting blog post, do note that the dishes are NOT meant to be cleaned in the dish washer. Fading and wear can occur, and that’s just no way to treat a dish with so much personality.

The little beauty below is “Horizon Blue.”

The shapes are as endless and amusing, ranging from giant mixing bowls to individual ramekins to our favorite – split baking dishes. The split dishes are shallow and halfed right down the middle, perfect for two versions of a single dish, or two totally separate meals for choosy eaters.

In this case, armed with ample dish-ware and local fruit, we embarked on a butter-filled journey to bake a handful of comforting late summer cobblers, each utilizing a different fruit from our neighboring Witt Orchard.

Typically, a crumble is different from a cobbler in that a streusel is concocted and scattered over top of the fruit, before the entire thing is browned in the oven. A cobbler tends to be a bit denser, with biscuit-like dough dropped over the fruit that spreads and rises a bit when baking. Further still, a crisp is essentially just an American version of crumble. But since the name crumble implies such a delicious textural variety and describes one of the most important steps in making the dish, it remains our chosen title.

Crumbles are a universally warm and welcoming dessert. They are also incredibly versatile, from the blend of fruits or berries inside them to the time of year they’re enjoyed. Two of our best-loved, and most unique, varieties are a rhubarb crumble infused heartily with maple syrup from the family farm in Holmes County, and a pumpkin variety dotted with chocolate chips.

No matter what the base ingredient, it is important to remember that a binding element in helpful for the fruit layer. Corn starch or a few tablespoons of flour will tighten the mixture up and make the dessert a bit easier to serve. For a satisfying crunch on the actual crumble layer, flip your oven to broil for the last 2 minutes of cooking. Do. not. walk. away. Broilers are crazy and very deceiving kitchen tools, and they love to burn dishes that you are especially excited about. Watch until the crumble turns a pleasant golden brown and starts to crisp up.

The photo above depicts just why we adore our split Pyrex dishes. On baking  day, Laura felt like it was time for a peach crumble, while Jerrod wanted his blueberry fix. By making one simple topping and dispersing on two different fruits, everyone is satisfied and the host/cook/mom has no added work in the kitchen.

Now that you’ve learned a bit about the process and the Pyrex, and now that warm desserts sound perfect on chilly fall evenings, here’s an “every fruit” crumble that can applied, and tweaked, to suit your  fancy. It’s our go-to recipe and a family favorite, one easily amplified with some whipped cream or vanilla ice cream, if on hand.

Go forth and crumble, friends.

Perfect for Every Fruit Crumble
Serves 4

For fruit:

1-2 pounds fruits or berries of choice
2 tablespoons flour
1 tablespoon lemon juice
3 tablespoons maple syrup (optional)

For crumble:

Large pinch of ground cinnamon
Large pinch of freshly grated nutmeg
1/2 cup all-purpose flour
1/2 cup packed brown sugar
1 stick unsalted butter, chilled and cut into thin slices
1/4 cup quick cooking oats
Pinch of salt

Preheat the oven to 375.

In a large bowl, stir cleaned fruit with lemon juice, 2 tablespoons flour and maple syrup, if using. Arrange fruit in a shallow, buttered baking dish.

In a small bowl, combine the cinnamon , nutmeg, 1/2 cup flour, brown sugar and salt. With your fingers, blend the  butter into the flour-sugar mixture until it resembles coarse meal. Stir in the oats and sprinkle the mixture on top of the fruit. Bake until the fruit is soft and bubbling around the edges and the topping is brown, about 25-35 minutes depending on your oven.

Serve warm with fresh whipped cream or ice cream, if desired.



Mid Century Haven

29 Sep

Well hello there!

We are happy to report that the grand opening of Swanky Abode at the Indiana Design Center in Carmel was a smashing success. Our  doors officially opened on Friday, September 23 to a welcoming, thriving community full of design enthusiasts, furniture aficionados and overall happy people .

Per usual, we commenced our stay by throwing a Swanky Soiree where good wine and good food flowed. Many thanks to our lovely next door neighbors, Blue Moon Cafe , for providing fresh, locally-sourced hor’dourves. And for the emergency wine glass deliveries when our stash dwindled. And for having giant coffees ready the next morning.

Also, heartfelt thanks to everyone who stopped by on Thursday night, be it for the free Sauvignon Blanc or for the store itself. Either way, we appreciated your participation in the lively, exciting event.

Morgan and Addison snapped a good couple hundred photos that night, of which we will post all the least embarrassing shots when editing is finalized. Stay tuned to our Facebook page for any new rounds of pictures.

Post-party, and as each of us settled into our new surroundings, the generosity and kind-heartedness of the people of Carmel (Carmelions? Carmelites? ) made itself more and more apparent. Customers were genuine. The IDC staff displayed patience and flexibility. Passers-by were intrigued. We have always experienced kindness in Columbus, but did not expect, amidst the uncertainty of a new state, to feel quite so welcomed here. One of the truest examples of this occurred Friday night, when Israel and Claire were invited by Tom Vriesman of IDC to a private  concert in a friend’s home.

Not just any home. Much better. Our favorite kind, in fact.

The fantastic home we were invited to.

A freshly-renovated, wickedly stylish, ranch-style mid-century modern home, located in a well known architectural enclave designed by Avriel Shull in the 1950s. Avriel Shull is notable in her own right as a female architect, one who built and designed homes all over the country in the 1950s, 60s and 70s.


The suburban Carmel neighborhood, Thornhurst, was Shull’s first major architectural project, comprised of a smattering of true mid-century homes on a piece of property her parents owned.



Shull was only 23 when these works began. Today, her homes are noted as historical landmarks and she is regarded as a dynamic and skilled designer.

The Thornhurst homes are un.be.liev.able. Breathtaking, even. As is their architect. So for your homework, especially you mid-century buffs, read a little more about this development and it’s creator. Here’s an article on a family’s search for their home’s history. Here’s one on Avriel Shull herself. And for a ridiculously cool, first-person view of one of the Shull homes, give this blog a try. It is written by a family who recently purchased one of the beauties and is updating it themselves.

We so appreciated the current owners for keeping most of the homes in pristine, original condition, while still updating them to modern living standards.

We also appreciated hanging out in one for a night of story telling and music playing, provided by Nashville-based musician Steff Mahan. Claire took some pretty sweet videos of the live music on her cell phone, but has absolutely no idea how to unlock them and release them to the internets. Therefore, you should visit Steff’s website and listen to her soulful songs there.

How talented was Steff? Full disclosure: Neither Israel nor Claire are country music fans, but both left fully entertained and happy. Steff’s music and pre-song stories are vivid and wildly honest. They help, as Israel pointed out between songs, to understand the origin of the lyrics and the mindset in which they were written. Or at least, he said something like that and it has since been paraphrased for blogging purposes.

Dan Crookshanks, the homeowner,  purchased the property from the original owners earlier this year and immediatly commenced a total interior renovation. Keeping central fixtures like a brick fireplace intact, he was careful to maintain the integrity of the home, while still opening up the floor plan and making the space accessible for his family. In retrospect, we should have brought a camera to document the inside. But instead we sat back and enjoyed ourselves.

It was refreshing to be invited to such an event, having only just arrived in Carmel. But if this occasion says anything about the welcoming attitudes and hospitality of the residents around here, we are in for an enjoyable learning experience.

We are thankful for the opportunity to flourish here. And we are ready for a very Swanky journey.

Our Household

2 Sep

Happy Labor Day Weekend! Any plans? Dreams? Dishes you want to master? Memoirs you’d like to pen?

A few house keeping notes before we dive into the juicy stuff:

1. Come to the Easton Farmers Market every Thursday from 3pm-7pm. That’s not an order, but it’s pretty close. There are too many incredible local vendors who sell their wares, produce, treats, crafts, goodies, jams, etc every week NOT to check it out. Claire, our blog writer/marketing lady, works for Snowville Creamery, a local, natural milk producer, each Thursday at the market. Come say hi!

2. Pretty please check out our latest Facebook photo album, all about the places we have called Home in the last 10 years. Here’s a sneak preview:

3. We just returned from 2 major trips across the region, and have moved tons of new product into the store! Included in the latest mix is a hefty load of attractive, masculine industrial pieces and some striking mid-century modern furniture in the gallery. Come stop by and see if anything suits your fancy.

That’s it. Now for something new and fun!

Here at theswankyabode.com, we’ve got BIG EXCITING NEWS! Indiana Design Center, the location for our newest store in just a few weeks now, posted a blog post about us today. Here’s the link : http://tinyurl.com/3ryspgf Give it a look through and let us know what you think! We are delighted to have the opportunity to work with their marketing team, who is doing such a great job of telling everyone who Swanky is and why we’re awesome! (Sorry. Over-excited ego.)

But since you’re here, and since we appreciate the readership ever so much, why don’t we tell you a little bit more about us. Maybe you’ve been a faithful blog reader since day one, back in the days of Nest and Shine. If so, you probably saw our initial bios, introducing all members of the Jones extended family. Well, considerable time has passed and some of you might have just joined us, so we thought it only right to post the same bios as we gave to Indiana Design Center – just a bit more thorough! We won’t be mad if you do some skimming. We understand.

So here we are. The swanky crew. Our loving, frantic, wonderful household.

Jerrod Jones

The head honcho. As the most organized member of the team, Jerrod is responsible for much of the accounting, ordering and vital structuring of the business. He is driven but modest, ensuring both daily and long term tasks at the stores reach completion, and that everyone’s having a good time doing it. He’s kind of a big deal at music – compiling our store playlists and playing guitar in his off time. Jerrod ensures that every person who walks through the store doors leaves informed and happy, and that the business is always seeking new and interesting opportunities for growth.

1. What are three words you’d use to describe the environment in The Swanky Abode? (Besides the obvious – splendiferamazingous)

Humorous. Joyful. Happy.

2. What are some of your favorite items in the store?

Caldrea products, the Wild Bar of Soap line and Italian pottery, preferably the blue kind.

3. You’re trying to woo someone, you fox. What item do you give them from the store?

A vintage owl.

4. It’s your last meal on earth. What are you eating?

A hamburger from Lee Harvey’s (a restaurant in Dallas, Texas)

5. What do you like to do for fun outside the store?

Playing corn hole against Israel.

Israel Jones

The risk taker. Israel loves furniture more than you. But that’s a good thing, because he’s in charge of researching and buying our collections of furniture from all over the country. He’s fallen particularly head over heels for mid century modern styles, and has gained quite a knowledge base over the years.  Israel has played competitive soccer most of his life, now implementing that same determination toward a highly functional, fun and successful family business.

1. What are three words you’d use to describe the environment in The Swanky Abode? (Besides the obvious – splendiferamazingous)

Bright. Happy. Sophisticated.

2. What are some of your favorite items in the store?

Wild Bar of Soap products, Paul McCobb furniture and my baby, the tufted teal couch.

3. You’re trying to woo someone, you fox. What item do you give them from the store?

I would give my one and only a vintage apron.

4. It’s your last meal on earth. What are you eating?

George’s flank steak, Mom’s au gratin potatoes, Claire’s buckeye cake balls.

5. What do you like to do for fun outside the store?

Study mid century furniture. A lot.

Addison Jones

The creative. Addison, while simultaneously working toward her degree at Ohio State University’s legendary art program, dreams up and puts together our displays, brings color to the store, and ensures we’ve always got funny products on hand. She is caring and resilient – able to multi task projects, create stunning art and bring funky flair to The Swanky Abode. As part of an internship last year, Addison lived in Hawaii for 6 months learning the land, taking wondrous pictures and soaking in inspiration from the people, culture and surroundings. She embodies this light-hearted radiance each day.

1. What are three words you’d use to describe the environment in The Swanky Abode? (Besides the obvious – splendiferamazingous)

Forced family fun!

2. What are some of your favorite items in the store?

The Montana spray paint from Spain (I still lust after it) and Belle Street jewelry, made by a Columbus local.

3. You’re trying to woo someone, you fox. What item do you give them from the store?

Our Ninja Bread men. (Cookie cutters shaped like ninjas)

4. It’s your last meal on earth. What are you eating?

Siam Curry Chicken from House of Hunan in Media, Ohio.

5. What do you like to do for fun outside the store?

I have a life outside the store?… I love photography and drawing.

Laura Jones

The overseer. Laura or “Mama Jones” as we fondly refer to her, makes the big spatial decisions ‘round these parts. She’s got years of merchandizing experience under her belt, and can whip a 7,000 square foot space into a navigable, wonderland of product in just a few days flat. She’s an accredited color expert and a masterful gardener, tending to a large plot of land each summer on Lake Eerie. Laura’s owned a restaurant, started her own design firm, worked for corporations like Victoria’s Secret, Fitch and Root.  She’s a talented decorator, a relatable soul and a mean bartender in down time.

1. What are three words you’d use to describe the environment in The Swanky Abode? (Besides the obvious – splendiferamazingous)

Never ending path.

2. What are some of your favorite items in the store?

Franco Albini wicker ottomans.

3. You’re trying to woo someone, you fox. What item do you give them from the store?

I would give a tea light log to use with our new candle line, Shine.

4. It’s your last meal on earth. What are you eating?

My favorite meal, the cherry tomato pizza I ate in Italy years ago.

5. What do you like to do for fun outside the store?

Gardening with George.

George Trenchard

(see handsome man in above photo)

The wise man. George is our rock. He’s Laura’s true love and to the rest of us – he’s just the man. George is also a boat captain, expert salsa maker and food canner and proud owner of a marina we call home for a few days of each week in the summer months. With George comes a big, brown stinky lab named Boom whom we adore, yet constantly bathe and throw big sticks for. George is level headed to the extreme, keeping his calm in even the most unexpected of situations. We love George because he’s intelligent, generous and wildly funny. And he brews the best coffee in the world.

1. What are three words you’d use to describe the environment in The Swanky Abode? (Besides the obvious – splendiferamazingous)

Vintage. Unique. Cool.

2. What are some of your favorite items in the store?

The furniture gallery, the aroma of Wild Bar of Soap, Safari Chic stuff.

3. You’re trying to woo someone, you fox. What item do you give them from the store?

The “F**” book.

4. It’s your last meal on earth. What are you eating?

Ice Cream.

5. What do you like to do for fun outside the store?

Cook.

Nick Harris

The salesman. Nick double majored at the Columbus College of Art and Design with degrees in graphic design and making people feel ridiculously happy. He will always put a smile on your face at any time of day, under any circumstances. And then he’ll sell you a couch. Because Nick is our tried and true salesman, keeping energy and transactions at an all time high when he’s in the store. Nick might be a goof ball, but his optimism and cheer are unwavering.

Q&A with Nick:

1. What are three words you’d use to describe the environment in The Swanky Abode? (Besides the obvious – splendiferamazingous)

Authentic. Inspiring. Welcoming

2. What are some of your favorite items in the store?

Spray Paint. Letters. Air Plants

3. You’re trying to woo someone, you fox. What item do you give them from the store?

If she appreciates jewelry, then it would be a silver letter By Boe corresponding to her first name.

4. It’s your last meal on earth. What are you eating?

BBQ And Hot Wings. Don’t forget the Ranch and Celery.

5. What do you like to do for fun outside the store?

Design. Kickit’ w/ the Hommies. Competitive Gaming

Jamie Napier


The work horse. Once Jamie came aboard the business, everyone took a big sigh of relief. As our inventory manager, he works tirelessly to check and coordinate orders, and to ensure all product is where it should be. We appreciate Jamie’s tidiness, his systematic approach to his duties and his warm smile. Jamie is just as easy to talk to as he is to work with, and without him we’d be drowning in a sea of boxes.

1. What are three words you’d use to describe the environment in The Swanky Abode? (Besides the obvious – splendiferamazingous)

Unorthodox. Refreshing. Cool.

2. What are some of your favorite items in the store?

The air plants, definitely. The Knock Knock items and the floating candles in the large glass bowl.

3. You’re trying to woo someone, you fox. What item do you give them from the store?

The magnetic calendar.

4. It’s your last meal on earth. What are you eating?

My grandma’s plum sauce chicken wings.

5. What do you like to do for fun outside the store?

Play basketball.

Claire Hoppens

The wordsmith. Well isn’t this awkward. Claire just so happened to write these bios. In fact, if it involves words and the stores, she probably had a hand in it. Claire just graduated with a journalism degree and is already putting it to good use, completing marketing tasks and overseeing social media for the The Swanky Abode. She finds inspiration in the Jones family and their eclectic stores, and is learning to embrace spontaneity. Slowly.

Q&A with Claire:

1. What are three words you’d use to describe the environment in The Swanky Abode? (Besides the obvious – splendiferamazingous)

Colorful. Energetic. Home.

2. What are some of your favorite items in the store?

The shaggy looking guy behind the counter, the bohemian beaded jewelry and the retro kitchen gear.

3. You’re trying to woo someone, you fox. What item do you give them from the store?

Chill out, I’m taken. But if I wasn’t, I’d give them some of our funny products, like the “Things You Must Do to Make Me Happy”  list or the sock monkey wine cover.

4. It’s your last meal on earth. What are you eating?

Carbfest 2011: Pancakes. Southern biscuits with apple butter. Cake. Spaghetti and Meatballs. Oreo milkshake.

5. What do you like to do for fun outside the store?

Cook, write and explore.

Things I’ve Learned This Year

14 Aug
 
 
 
  
Miss us? We’ve certainly missed you! It’s been a while, huh? Well, we’ve been busy! And we’ve got some seriously great news to share. 
We’re opening another store! That’s right! Watch out for our newest location in early September: Carmel, Indiana. We were graciously invited and given a wonderful space to work in, taking a spot in the Indiana Design Center. We are thrilled to begin our journey in Indiana and to work in a new, creative environment. Stick with theswankyabode.com on our  Facebook page for updates on progress and a future opening date! We hope that if a ‘road trip’ vibe strikes any of you in the near future, you’ll hop in the car and pay us a visit! We’re just north of Indianapolis, in a wonderful entertainment and design district. 
For now, though, here are some lessons learned from our gardening guru, Laura Jones.
 
Things I’ve learned this year about gardening:
1. Groundhogs are fond of carrot tops, cucumbers plants and celery. Cover them!!!!
2. Try a homemade, organic bug concoction before your beet greens are pulverized. (See recipes below)
3. Make a list so you don’t forget to plant parsnips and sweet potatoes!
4. I have a pure dislike of deer (We’ve got 3 mini white pumpkin plants with zero leaves. Pretty sure they will not make it.)
5. Always be kind and loving to a true love whom is the rototilling king! 
Natural Insecticide Soap:
1 tsp. liquid dish soap
4 cups water
(must touch insect to be effective)
Natural Garlic-Based Insecticide:
2 cups water
1 clove of garlic
Blend ingredients until smooth. Let sit 24 hours. Strain and add 12 cups water, plus a few drops of insecticidal soap.
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